How Dare you Mr. AdSense?
77Let me Make it Clear to you
Stop the insanity, Mr. AdSense!
Why am I not courting you and why would I like for you to stop courting me?
Here is why
It is not that I don’t like the idea of making money, but it is rather because I entirely dislike disrespectful people, entities, etc. or whatever it is that you call yourself.
In the other hand, I very much respect the writing profession and even more so I respect good writers.
Treating writers worse than slaves and remunerating their efforts with pennies, is arrogant, Mr. AdSense! In case you did not figure that one on your own, let me tell you loud and clear; it is!
Why don’t you call yourself AdCents, Mr.? That’s precisely what you are in the best o cases, so please get it through your head once and for all and stop flattering yourself! Let’s make it clear and let me talk some sense into you: the Sense you added to your name does not make any sense whatsoever; none.
In your supreme arrogance you may even think that you are doing us a favor. I would not be surprise of it coming from a guy like you. You may be making a handsome living out of clicks, but I am not playing your stupid game; not now, not ever. And that’s why I never signed my name anywhere you can pollute it just by association.
You are asking me to give up quality writing and dedicate my efforts to quantity; it isn’t going to happen so stop trying to convince me. Do you really think I will be writing about a can opener and do research to find out which one is better than the next? Not on your life, Mr.!
True, you never promised me a rose garden, but take a good look at yourself and for the love of God just answer me; what makes you think I am remotely interested in the withered petals you are willing to throw my way?
If I am to work for pennies I will be looking for a more dignifying job; like cleaning toilets or washing dishes for instance. I know those jobs will not be paying much either, but at least the employer will not be taking me for a fool.
Should you ever get that uncontrollable urge to send me an unsolicited check, listen up you slave master; never again will I click on any of your ads and you can totally forget about me buying anything you sell.
Furthermore, on your way out, do me a last favor; pick up all your ads and walk fast out of my life; not a single one of them has ever apply to anything I ever wrote; all they do is interfering with my other pictures and lowering the quality of my hubs.
Did you hear me, Mr. AdCents? I hope you did! And keep the change!
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I adore your sense of humor, Petra, and very much agree with you altough I get Google check every month and earn pretty much on line.
Altough many people say "content is a king" for earning money, situation is much more complicated. One needs to promote his own articles, build up backlings, use some SEO tactics and, at the same time, sell some products or services to earn money. Without that, GoogleAdsense cannot bring sufficient amount of money.
Hi Petra. You definitely seem to be having a bad day. But remember the pennies when added up make the pounds/dollars, although I must admit they do seem to add up very slowly at times.
I don't consider it successful to make,from what I figure,a high of two or three hundred bucks a week.Writing is much more reward than career...and by the way,I read your posts without the ads with NoScript adblock,Lol;)
I agree. I try not to think about how many pennies advertising companies would like to offer me for my writing or I might go throw a molotov cocktail through the windows of their head-offices. I was so glad when adds were taken off my "Making Money" blog due to the nature of its content. I should involve the mentioning of strippers in every one of my blogs to get rid of all advertising on my pages!
Great blog!
I spend about an hour a day and earn $700 to $1,000 a month from Adsense alone, plus another $300 to $500 from Chitika, Amazon and others. If you call that working for pennies, fine.
And tatjana - I spend zero time on backlinks. Content is king, period.
I am quite happy with the the "dollars" my clicks earn me. There is also an occasional $9.00+ click which helps out also!
LOL!!! Adcents? This is witty. I got my first check for $100.00 last month after being here two years, but I don't write consistently in Hubpages, only when I feel inspired, so in essence I am sort of responsible for the few dollars.
Wow, just read Pcunix' comments, that kind of money I would love to earn.
This was fun to read, can visualize Mr. Adcents walking away with a look of indignation. LOL!
I do write quickly and usually write about things I know. I do no SEO.
Look, I have been doing this for almost twenty years. I have written close to 7,000 articles, of which perhaps 1,200 or so are successful and less than 100 are very successful. A small handful account for $300-$400 by themselves.
It is worth the effort. It isn't pennies. It is very nice extra income. But no, not everyone can do it. Not everyone has the knowledge, not everyone can write, but most of all, not everyone WILL write. It takes time, it takes effort, it takes knowledge and skill. But mostly, it takes just doing it, every single day.
Good for you, Petra! But the few hundred I make per month here is achieved by no special effort on my part and is part of my enjoyment in writing. I have other means of earning money so this is just for fun. But if you are so successful selling your writing elsewhere, why are you here in the first place?
There is also the point that for those of us who have been here forever, Adesnse was always extra. Our websites had other purposes, other income.
Adsense isn't treating writers as slaves. Writers are foolishly thinking that Adsense should be their main source of income.
Hi Petra! Glad to see that you have found a new candidate to fight with! :-))
I have not signed up with AdSense, but from what Pcunix is saying, I might be missing out! :-))))
I'm with you Petra. I also am very reluctant to divulge too much personal information to these people. I write for the love of it, period.
Petra! I love you! Nothing new here with me! I did the tango on your buttons. I tried to do the mackarina but I can't spell it.
Petra this is a stimulating hub. As for AdCents I never came on here for anyone to SHOW ME THE MONEY..if I did I would be in the poor house. However for those including myself who allow AdCent ads all the power to us. Hey I figure if I am going to place writings on here whatever the quality of theu may be in a fellow hubbers eyes then why not at least attempt to get some form of compensation for them.
I understand where Pcunix is coming from. I know of many like him who are doing very very well with their websites and making a tidy monthly income. The Hubs are just another tool for them to make additional income. There are many SEO experts out there with the know how and expertise to make a living from the comfort of their homes and if they want to they can do it in their pajamas.
If one can avoid the nine to five punch the daily clock job routine by being at home deriving a tidy income by using their skills and knowledge on their computer use then all the power to them.
I am not on here to derive an income from Hubs but I certainly won't turn off Adsense. It doesn't compromise my hubs at all. So I say if one can secure thousands of clicks with the hopes of making some extra income from Adsense then I say why not?
For those like you Petra I also commend for wanting to keep your writings pure without any ads beside them, nothing wrong with that thinking either.
It's all a matter of choice and each hubber has the power to turn on or turn off Ads on their hubs. Peace my friend you are a purest and a magnificent writer, this hub is commendable and funny to. You put a smile on this saddle's face. LOL
LOL....this is a great hub, and so much controversy. I have been on here for only a few months and have only written 60 or so articles. I saw on my adsence(less) account that I have earned a whopping $2.73. at this rate I should make the minimum 100.00 first payout in...hmmm 30.086 years...I’m excited!!! I love to write and found out that many people enjoy reading my dribbles, but alas no pay checks yet. I was recently told by an editor my work has to be polished to get an agent and they offered to edit my novel for a mere $8,000.00. With the publishing cost estimated at $5,000.00 I might have the funds to publish it in um....4010.5 years. Oh well....guess I'm glad I have another job (smiles warmly).
I agree with your comment on the tax bracket change:0) and if it did change I would hope that the SEO expert would have the smarts indeed to keep their earnings confidential as I'm certain there may be a TAXMAN listening in:0)
The IRS loves to squeeze every last cent earned no matter where it comes from. Google is the true winner here as they know they have an audience of people who think they are going to get rich quick with AdSense, however that will not be the case.
Overall I am super impressed with this site and the quality of people and writers I have met and am still meeting here. Hubpages have a very presentable way for writers of all calibre to place their hubs here. I am not impressed with many I have seen over the Net including Helium the site you had a bad experience with.
There are many crooks out here jumping at the chance to steal our writings. They are lurking and waiting to grab the best content and sell it for their profit and gain. Thank you for considering my writings as QUALITY. I simply write the best I can with the limited tools I have MY MIND as dark as it may appear at times, I enjoy writing here. Hugs my friend.
You are right. Adsense does not pay much and we cannot expect to make a living out of hubpages. I have been here for 11 months and have made £3.20. At this rate it will take 20 years for me to get the first cheque. By that time the money will probably be worth less than the £3.20 that is there now.
If you don't want to be part of Adsense I see no reason why you should. A good hub.
Thanks for the witty and fun and (for me) truthful article about AdSense. I would love to be able to crank out articles and make $1000 a month but even then, it would not really be a fair pay. Let's see now. Copywriters earn relatively little and work 8 hours a day promoting products. Now along comes a company that seduces people to write the same thing with a promise of payment IF there are clicks. Who needs copywriters? People will do the job for free. And writers wonder why their markets are disappearing....
For those who want to make real money, create a You Tube that goes viral and just happens to link to a wanted service or product.
For those who simply enjoy crafting their articles, then Hubpages is the place - with or without AdCents. Love your new appellation. AdCents makes sense.
I so much agree with you! If I want to write for money, I will not waste my time doing it on HubPages. Congratulations! You don’t hesitate to call a spade a spade.
Hello angry Petra. My 69 hubs usually give me 0-6 clicks per day and $10-$15 per month. Not exactly a good hourly wage but at least its residual and keeps coming after the writing is long done.
I wonder how much HUBPAGES gets from Adsense. I assume they get a cut from each and every click too. I'll bet it adds up for them.
Give 'em hell Petra.
Apparently you came by that red hair honestly!
I've only been here on HP about 6 weeks and doubt I'll ever see any money from my efforts. I really don't care.
I am skeptical of people who claim to make hundreds of dollars a week from Adsense. They are usually the ones who have published 200 hubs in the past 6 months.
I happened upon a hub a couple of weeks ago that praised a new software program for sale that would "create unique content" for bloggers AUTOMATICALLY, allowing someone to pick a topic and have the program search for information and arrange it into a blog (or hub).
I was only slightly less amazed as disgusted.
There are always those who sacrifice art for money, quality for quantity.
The nightingale sings because he must...so do I.
CP
Hey Petra.
Hubpages has 186,000 hubbers.
10 bucks a month on average gives them 1.8 million dollars per month from ad$en$e! Nice.
Well, that put the fox in the chicken run, didn't it! Is that you in chains? I'd pefer to waste time thinking about that than about adcents...Bob
Very clever indeed and love it - some days it does seem to be quite depressing but then every once in a while, I get a check that makes me smile and that goes towards the 'sled and mushing fund'....so I'll probably stick with the pimp! Oh that the world were a perfect place, though!
Very inspiring hub. I just my withdraw my third check yesterday. This always give me a motivation in doing the best in writing. I thought Pcunix is the best one. Thank you very much. ~prasetio
The problem with writing for money is that you are doing it for the money and not for the love of writing. I write because I love to write not because I want money. If I wanted to make money writing I would be writing "how-to-books" and/or instructional manuals - that's where the money is in writing really.
I honestly am not happy with people writing to make money. It offends me and it offends writing as an art. Write first and then if the money comes that is a different story but to write with a cheque in mind ... that's garbage.
I really like the way you have churned this one out. :) But, i think ad-sense requires you to reach a certain level until it starts paying seriously a big amount.
Writing is a relatively new experience for me. Improving it is my priority now. Will I succumb to the lure of pecuniary rewards? If I can write quality articles that are also commercially viable and not turn into a writing mill whose sole purpose is to churn out quantities of materials only to earn clicks or points then why not.
Hi Petra
Nice Hub, fun to read :). And I like the new Name AdCents :). I had problems with this thingy all the time, and for some reason not by my fault at the beginning of my journey in internet I was banned by AdCents, and have difficulties returning back :).
But that was no problem for me due to paying cents and, let`s say it clear, it looks ugly in page. That was no problem till I got to HubPages, where it is required to put AdCents if you would like to put your affiliate links. So there are advertisements from google, and I am 100% supporting HubPages with commisions :).
Supporting HubPages is good if it is a choice, a little worse when you have no choice :). So that`s the life I think... :)
Luckly to everyone of us is, that AdCents are not only one to get paid. And the other once are far more profitable and better looking, so we have some choice over it. :)
web publishing is different from book publishing, I understand how you hate adsense so much because you just earn pennis with it, but there are so much technical stuff in there and usually quality articles cannot get much attention and earn the income as it should in real life. So just wrtie on your own comfort, if you want to make money with it, look at other side of the coin.
I partially agree with you. I like to play a little game with Adsense- I write a "money making" hub periodically to keep me earning a few bucks a day so I can write other hubs about what I really want to write about. That way I get paid (meagerly, yes) but I also write what I love. I didn't sign up with Adsense until a few months ago and I've been on HP for 2 years. It finally ocurred to me all that time I could've made some money. I stay home with my daughter and every bit helps.
I don't like the idea of it nor the worth and value on Adsense that represent my efforts. But, like i said, it means a little bit more for our family.
I really don't see how some people claim to make hundreds of dollars every month. Sometimes I think people say that to get traffic because people will want to follow their example and that's not what writing isn't about. We shouldn't try to implement or adopt others' writing styles and be a sheep in the herd.
I so much agree with you here. I've done some hubs about this very thing too, I was told I just need to follow what others have written about making big money and the cash will fall from heaven. Bunk! This hub is more realistic and more like it. It just is odd a 'handful' make money, or so I'm told and I'm supposed to feel like my content is not good? More bunk. Buying SEO bots is more like it.
I like this hub.
your choice of pics is very funny and accurate. only thing i want to say is that you have more courage than me and many.
Oddly enough I see the best writers on here not making much money and there are those that I don't think are great and brag about all the money they make. For me, there is no rhyme or reason to Adsense and no way people can make a steady income on it. Like I said before, whenever it pays out for me, which is never reliable, it's like a free trip to the grocery store or something like that. I love that you write for the passion and I do the same. I have too many thoughts in my head to keep them all in there. Glad others are on here to share thoughts too and not just for making money.
Petra, I say write for the desire and driving passion to do so. If money somehow manages to become a part of that, I'll take it. But yes, if you equate the writing part with work, it doesn't add up to much of a hill of beans at the end of the day. :)
Keep on hubbing.
I think that you are perfectly right, but there are many people who make much more with adsense. Most of those who use it get a few cents daily.
Unfortunately Petra it sounds to me like you never really took the time to learn how to optimize all writing for earnings through targeting potential higher pay per click keywords.
I won't claim to have gotten rich or moved up a tax bracket from Ad Sense,but I just started writing online 2 months ago and have made a respectable amount for that time period.
I don't care what you write about there will always be a keyword that can be incorporated within the theme of that writing and optimized for that will make you more money than just a few cents.
Sorry it did not work out for you,good luck! By the way I did enjoy your rant here none the less :)
you have adsense on this hub.
Adsense isn't really the solution if you want to get paid to just write. There are plenty of people who are willing to hire writers though. Adsense is an advertising network--you're selling them advertising at market rates. If you run a website, know how to do some SEO, know how to do some keyword research and content promotion, then Adsense is probably a better solution for you. But if you want to make real money from Adsense, then, yeah, it takes a lot more than quantity of content anyway.
You doubt anyone's tax bracket has changed by writing on the Internet? I agree many testimonials are bullshit - but writing on the Internet is making me a living. It pays my rent, my taxes and my new washing machine.
I'm not getting rich, but I can take a holiday of a month and come back to the same income I had before. That is, however, based on 10 years of putting content online. And it's only in the past two months or so that I can live off my online efforts. It all started as a hobby.
I guess tax bracket means - earning so much that you have to pay more taxes? (English is a second language for me). In that case, I guess I'm confirming your prejudice. I make minimum wage online (by Dutch standards). However, I dare you to leave $1000+ dollars a month on the table. That's not the total - that's merely what I make on adsense. I make about that amount on Squidoo, and I make money on affiliate income.
Here's the post I wrote on that topic.
http://www.marketingspiritual.com/2010/making-mini
With 10% of the American workforce out of a job, I personally don't think you should dish those who try to make something online. Though I agree to an extent: many of those will never make more than pennies.
Very good hub, thanks!
Great honest hub Petra.
I don't like being paid cents especially for my mechanical articles.
They are uniquely honest and helpful, expose all the tricks of the trade, and took me a lifetime to learn.
I write them to help others, and although they get plenty of hits and positive comments the adcents income from them is mostly pathetic.
Hi, Petra...You do have a sense of humor! I really enjoyed reading what you wrote while laughing out loud.
I'm a HubPages newbie with only one published hub under my belt. Before reading your "Mr. AdCents" piece, I signed up for Google Adsense. Since you've convinced me there's no real incentive to learn all that stuff on the Adsense learning site, I won't strain myself studying it. A techie I am not!
I'm really amazed at the number of comments you engendered with your tweaks at AdSense and Helium, but your writing obviously stirred more and varied emotions than my laughter. Keep it up, girl!
Petra, I love your honesty it is totally refreshing- but most people here on this site trawl from one site to another hopeing and praying for clicks. The real money is n't here but on your own website. If you want to write to make money then you have to follow the flow. It is boring and repititive but a lot of people are prepared to sacrifice their love of writing great articles for the small change. You are right to pity them.
Yep, thanks goodness days of old ugly Adsense sites are almost behind us :)
Well someone had to say it Petra...and you said it very well. I begin to wonder about myself when I start getting excited because I earnt 30 cents today.It's so hard to make any money here it feels like a stupendous achievement. LOL.
Hi, Petra, I didn't really take a lot of notice of it to start with, but now I got my first payment it does help a little because I lost my job, and I like writing. I think it all depends on whether you do work or not, I admit that it is only a few pence but I don't mind really! lol cheers nell
What Adsense pays me isn't that bad! I make slightly more than the people who built the prymids and pharaoh's tombs. Infact, if they were alive today I'd be gloating.
Hi Petra (again) You're right and you're tough. I had a website before I did hubpages: so far, Google has paid me £60 for 7 years work! But any money I am likely to make from current hubs is secondary to being able to fulfill my habit of writing (nearly) a column a day, as I did for 15 years as a journo...Bob
All this reminds me what a dinosaur I am. LOL. I'm still amazed at myself for just publishing anything I write for others to read! Being paid is still pretty much out of my line of vision.
Of course, for the pay you're speaking of, it is not so much recompense "for" the writing as for its advertising value as it attracts readers to the products being advertised. But in a way - isn't that what most writing for periodicals does? They make their money by selling ads, which are placed where the traffic is highest, and the traffic gravitates to the interesting articles, right?
It's a sticky wicket. We live in a commercial world. sigh.
Thank you for your very thoughtful reply, Petra. As always, you present valuable thoughts and bring much experience to it.
And yes, that is so, I realize!
As i consider it, however, it occurs to me that the pay the periodical gives the writer is pennies compared to what they are paid by the advertisers. Even a little known, highly-limited-audience periodical (such as I might use to advertise birdwatching on my ranch) charges an astronomical amount for the tiniest space for an ad, increasing rapidly as the space increases. The printing may be poor, all black and white, but each word is worth a lot to them and a picture or logo, more.
Then when one looks at, say, Vanity Fair's ad spaces: - full pages, multi-colors, some with foldouts, some with sniff-ability for their fragrances, one end of a clever device to open and sniff the fragrance for the men and the other end for the women's adaptation, and even some multiple pages purchased by a single advertiser - all among MANY ads, in every issue, year in and year out, while running several realy great articles by notable writers each issue, - well, if the figures being paid out and profits coming in were to be compared it would be a mammoth difference, I would guess. Of course they have all the overhead expenses, but they are in business because it is very profitable, not just because they want to spread the good writing to readers, whom they've collected over decades of publishing.
But that's not the real point for writers, is it? Writers write to be read and many don't even care about being paid, though of course, it's possible to become a commercial success at writing. Even so, it seems to remain in a similar category of livelihood with teaching. Teachers are dedicated souls at heart who teach for the love of it and because there is something afire within wanting to help edify a next generation and to keep knowledge alive. Oh, they rise up and ask for more pay for their efforts, but what strikes me in that is that, the more they've risen in their own behalf, the worse the educational standards seem to have become. A beginning "green" teacher with a questionable talent for it now starts with a better salary, relative to overall incomes of the populace, than a seasoned, proven teacher commanded when standards were exemplary. One has to wonder.
In a way, the same thing seems to apply to other professions. Doctors who are paid huge amounts seem to rely on trying out the medicines being promoted by the pharmacies in hopes they'll fix the ills. They don't treat the whole patient as an organism these days very often. They don't go to an ailing patient. The patient must stumble to a office waiting room, where he is herded with the others AFTER PROVING HE CAN PAY UP FRONT - and given the initial looking over by an aide. The doctor comes in, glancing over the notes in the manilla folder from the slot on the outside of the waiting-room door, pokes around a bit, possibly asking a few questions and half-heartedly listening to the patient's report of what's been going on with his body which brought him finally to the doctor. Then the doctor disappears and the rest of the visit is again handled by office-types, a next appointment is made and the patient has to make his way home - stopping at the pharmacy to get some new-fangled prescription filled. Maybe he saw it advertised on TV with the suggestion he ask his doctor if it was right for him. For this, medicare, insureance or OUT-OF-POCKETpays HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS, at least! If the med doesn't help - either the patent has to go though it again or just give up and let nature take its course.
I think people should be paid what they're worth and that education and preparation should reap rewards. But it is distressing to see dedication vanishing from the mix.
PS - sorry - I just had to add this:
Also - the matter of readers. The issues cost quite a bit on the newsstands, several dollars. a pop. But selling the magazines is not the main avenue or revenue for the publisher. The subscription price is just a dollar per issue, sometimes with a promo to get two years for the price of one. It's hardly enough to pay for the paper and ink and mailing costs.
I'm letting my subscription run out, if for no reason than to find out how many issues I really have left. But I've been getting a "RENEW NOW" notice almost since the first issue I ever received. I keep a record of when I I order or renew subscriptions to it and several other good periodicals, but between all of them implying they are about to run out any minute and keeping tabs on them, I may have renewed or ordered a longer subscription. I can't depend on them to help me keep up! They're doing all they can to make me forget or get confused and order prematurely! LOL
But I have a few tricks up my sleeve too. I know that I'll start getting "We want you back" offers when I finally do run out. They'll be attractive offers and I'll know for sure I really did run out. I may not choose to renew till I catch up reading al the issues piled up on my coffee table anyway!
The point is, they don't make that much of their money from readers. Readers are a necessary evil in order to get advertisers who pay the BIG BUCKS. Writers and readers are mere means to that end. If they can show the advertisers a WIDE subscription base of quality folks who are targets for their products, THAT and pretty much that alone is their objective in getting readers they offer good deals and writers they give "decent pay" together so that advertisers who pay astronomical sums in order to SELL to the readers (and writers, no doubt - since they also get the finished magazines).
Classy as "Vanity Fair" is- and it IS classy periodical, always respected for its promotion of excellent, well-written articles about subjects worth reading, - which I look forward to reading very voraciously, nevertheless, it is a humongous commercial giant and THAT is its reason for existing.
I'll check out those hubs, Petra. Thank you. Oh - and hope your vacation is superb!
It is true that "to be" has never been valued and yet it is those who seek foremost to be that have the most long-term influence over the world. History would not be recorded if it wasn't for the be-ers recording the lives of people who have lived...what about the inventors who never made much money and yet devoted their entire lives to finding solutions. While writers, teachers, inventors, etc are undervalued in society, historically we still have the greatest influence! So, I hope to be among those who people remember when I'm gone--and I'll keep writing from the inspiration within! :)
Petra , I love your sarcasm , and I'm a sensitive guy! Saddlerider , told me to come here . Its all his fault , I often wonder if any dream I have of making any money are wasted by not signing up? Poetry and short stories probably wouldn't pay anyway. And, is any "other" chance of publishing being compromised by signing up or not? I do looove the sharing thing though!
LOL, Love the pictures!
Ah yes, another windmill to tilt at; and understandably so. While I pollute my hubs with Adcents and Amazon (which I just found out won't pay you if you are ordering from yourself), I do it knowing full well all I will see are penny's; but then I am the eternal optimist, which is why I keep playing slot machines each time I come to Las Vegas even though I have never, in 40 years, won more than $200 at one sitting.
I just write for fun and to catch up on not doing it for the 40 years I was playing the slots plus 10 more. I found that I really like it and if I make $10 bucks a year, hey, that will keep me happy at a slot for, oh, about 1 minute. Great Hub, Petra.






















































Pcunix Level 7 Commenter 19 months ago
Actually, quality content can pay far more than pennies.